textsfrompaige

Aug 07

I’ve been drinking since noon and I’ve interacted on a very, very basic level with aprox 3 people since so sorry if I am coming off a little intense.

….last night I got really retardedly drunk alone and watched a documentary about cheetos. I wish I had jut made that up.

I learned a lot.

Whatever drinking alone is the new “having friends”

I am only interested in sucessful business men or surfer brahs. Whatever.

Or middle aged Persian men, duh.

Aug 04

I wish real life was like the south park episode where they battle Internet foes in a virtual ring, I’d beat the shit out of ****** ******* and a lot of other people that I cantthink of right now

Just saw an Americas next dance crew commercial and thought of yr dad ;)

There are so many things I want to say to you when I’m drunk, but you’ve ruined it for yourself bc of that stupid blog FGT

I can’t evern remember but his comment on his own link sent me into a dru k rage and I was just yelling nonsense

Aug 01

I like bros now I think

Thanksgiving mass texters need to shut the fuck up