November 2009
22 posts
Avant garde is like, people that are 17 and still sleep in a twin bed in their childhood bedroom
So true. my mom was talking about how swine flu is rly common now but i had it before the rush and i was like, well yeah thats bc im avant garde…she didn’t get it
Maybe i should start dealing!
my sister is out of weed, im livid!
theres a few kindergarteners here and so i took a survey and most of them enjoyed the clown at lilys bday party
haha hey whatup. Drove illegally to get a gas station slushie.
k fine, janet it is. Even though janet is the crazy aunt whose brain is fried by pcp and tried to cut my hair in my sleep when i was 11…..
I think its a boy. I know i should have gotten that leather jacket.
Yeah well im thinking of a name for the little burgandy cockroach that apparently lives in my bathroom…….
nope free bird. My prof let me stay after lecture to read this amazing book on ancient rome, i basically wet myself until i realized what a loser i am
now that im feeling better im dying for a ballet class
Yeah i keep calling everybody bro theyre getting pissed
The suicide rate at armstrong must be astronomical
Im so hungover that i looked at the forsyth fountain and cried because it was so beautiful
Dont act coy
polly told me i should “dress sassy”
Woah. Well im eating cake in bed listening to beyonce irreplacable with the blinds drawn.
The people. We were surrounded by. At lunch. Unreal.
Felt like such a high school retard. My room looks like a murder scene
I actually just fell thru an abandon house and on the verge of death…….so like bye i love you i have a few hours to live
More chins than a chineese phonebook on this plane
What is “faggot” for 200