August 2010
38 posts
I’ve been drinking since noon and I’ve interacted on a very, very basic level with aprox 3 people since so sorry if I am coming off a little intense.
….last night I got really retardedly drunk alone and watched a documentary about cheetos. I wish I had jut made that up.
I learned a lot.
Whatever drinking alone is the new “having friends”
I am only interested in sucessful business men or surfer brahs. Whatever.
Or middle aged Persian men, duh.
I wish real life was like the south park episode where they battle Internet foes in a virtual ring, I’d beat the shit out of ****** ******* and a lot of other people that I cantthink of right now
Just saw an Americas next dance crew commercial and thought of yr dad ;)
There are so many things I want to say to you when I’m drunk, but you’ve ruined it for yourself bc of that stupid blog FGT
I can’t evern remember but his comment on his own link sent me into a dru k rage and I was just yelling nonsense
I like bros now I think
Thanksgiving mass texters need to shut the fuck up
A 12 year old jus asked me to pour him beer, said he kept getting foam
Woaaah. ha im a nannyish thing for these kids from england now, theyve been singing me nickelback in british accents and were dressing like optimus prime
omg omg my moms friend just thought my email…phuntl20..was phun tl 20… as in “fun til 20”
im in the kind f ghetto where all of the billboards are in spanish
Some guy just walked into the girls bathroom and i was just me and instead of being like nnooo or telling him to leave i was just like, oh…hey
I tried to throw in a few stylistic elements that i learned in my 7th grade composition class
Livestrong
Tears of mark baker
Um not to brag but the show i curated looks great
Not to brag but im drinking box wine
Going back and forth between a water bottle of crystal light and a solo cup of franzia. Who says you cant buy class?
Doug funnys sister is pissed that its raining cause now she cant smoke outside the bean
Ryan polk just fell off his skateboard in front of us, im crying
im making breakfast burritos….feel like such an asshole
im listening to ja rule painting my nails in a bikini
im alone, drunk, half clothed and reading a list of book names in an abandoned lot where people park their cars.
he said he didnt believe in god and expected me to be impressed
Theres a baby here!!!!!
i havent smoked in so long, i jus walked into a tree. Sorry if your easter baskets make no sense its all going to be inside jokes with myself.
Just wenr ro el chepo…they jad been closd for an hou but still soldd me beer and gave me free candy. Vip.
Ya dude i was watching a docu on beanie babies earlier.
Me in class: “yah well like, im just really interested in deformity…..”
No pants eating cake with hands crying quoting matilda
I want to watch muppets take manhattan and drink bleach
I want to listen t halo with taylor peneveblalaton
yah I watched the dawsons creek theme song at least 4 times today and cried harder with each viewing
The c ya out there was what some guy said to me before running down the strand and hurling his body into the ocean and to be honest I never saw him come out
also I don’t think that party was raising money for breast cancer, I think stupid girls just out pink shiteverywherw
July 2010
24 posts
Did you get my fb comment bc the slutty azn caught me trying to take a pic of her eye makeup
I’m at work and this guy I work with suuuuuppppper slutty Asian gf and her sister and here and I’m sitting w them and they look like twin tilatequillas
I thought you were calling me a lice hater lololol
Black people on the beach wooo000o0 so avant g! I’ll call you when I’m done ~jogging~
Yah I actually thought about him last night I need critter affection because m y cats a bitchhh
Well you beat me I’m drunk alone watching e! News “Bon jovi true or false”
Chelsea clinton from brace face to fashionista
There’s a scion and 2 pickup trucks in my driveway lolololol
There’s ssssooo many little boys smoking in my kitchen and eating apple sauce….I wish I was a teenage slut so badly right now
One of them is kind of really cute… I’m making pasta and watching him, trying to asses how desperate I am
I think they’re playing kings cup or some drinking game now… I should throw on a sequined bikini and join in
My hair looks so great lately I would not cut an inch for anyone
Like last night I just looked at it in the mirror and grinned to myself
I want Brandon to speak Spanish and clean my house