I’ve been drinking since noon and I’ve interacted on a very, very basic level with aprox 3 people since so sorry if I am coming off a little intense.
….last night I got really retardedly drunk alone and watched a documentary about cheetos. I wish I had jut made that up.
I learned a lot.
Whatever drinking alone is the new “having friends”
I am only interested in sucessful business men or surfer brahs. Whatever.
Or middle aged Persian men, duh.
I wish real life was like the south park episode where they battle Internet foes in a virtual ring, I’d beat the shit out of ****** ******* and a lot of other people that I cantthink of right now
Just saw an Americas next dance crew commercial and thought of yr dad ;)
There are so many things I want to say to you when I’m drunk, but you’ve ruined it for yourself bc of that stupid blog FGT
I can’t evern remember but his comment on his own link sent me into a dru k rage and I was just yelling nonsense
I like bros now I think
Thanksgiving mass texters need to shut the fuck up
